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LARE Issue #2
The Lonely Guys
Welcome to the first Episode of
Romantic Comedy
THE LONELY GUYS©
By Bonnie Louise Williams


Meet the Kinsey brothers...

Four strikingly handsome brothers. A father who has gone missing. A blind cat...that keeps impregnating the neighborhood females. And an old, dilapidated house.
-And these guys haven't had a date in months, all because of a rumor about a family curse....that rendered all of them, umm, well— impotent...except for the cat.

Can these attractive guys find their dad, keep their house in one piece, and find true love (or lust) along the way...despite the curse?

Or are they destined to remain...The Lonely Guys©


THE LONELY GUYS©
By Bonnie Louise Williams

Episode 1
Blake and the Pregnant Paws

"She's pregnant!"

Blake Kinsey stared with nothing less then disbelief at the goddess at his front door.

“My poor Pumpkin is expecting,” she said. In her arms she held a big orange tabby with copper cat's eyes as big as his grandma's copper frying pans, and a forlorn expression that only a cat could master.

"Well, don't look at me," he said.

Blake let his eyes drift down and wanted to drool at the sight of her long, lean legs attached to a shapely body that made his hands ache to touch them, with hair so pale a blonde it made his eyes hurt. And those eyes—good lord a woman should not be allowed to have eyes that bright and expressive. There was heat in those eyes when she squinted them directly and him and raised an elegant eyebrow when she caught him giving her the once-over. Busted.

"You do own a huge silvery-gray cat, right?"

The goddess needed an attitude adjustment, but those eyes were a turn-on, for sure. Blake shifted his stance—his jeans were getting a little uncomfortable in the crouch area.

"Jerry! I think it's for you, pal," Blake shouted, turning to find the guilty cat bathing blissfully in the sun on the window seat.

"What I want to know is what do you plan to do about it?"

"Well, uh, what exactly do you want me to do about it?"

"He's your cat, isn't he?"

"And what, exactly, should I do? Pay kitten support? I don't think Jerry's disability payments can support a whole litter."

"Very funny, wise guy. I expect you to have him neutered, that's what."

Blake placed both hands to a naked chest against his heart. "Lady, have a heart. The guy is blind already and you want to take away his family jewels too? That's downright cruel." As angry as she was, whoever she was, he wanted to kiss her. Spark in a woman's eyes nearly always did him in.

"Well, then," she said as she shifted poor Pumpkin under one arm and
haughtily brushed a gleaming strand of hair off her shoulder with the
other. "Tell him to keep his family jewels on his side of the fence."

"Miss...I'm sorry, who are you?"

"I'm Emma Sherwood. I live down the block," she said, placing her adorable nose in the air.

"Ah, Miss Sherwood. You must have just moved here. I'd have remembered if a beautiful woman lived in the neighborhood."

"Two months ago." He thought he heard her mutter something about the male species, but he wasn't sure.

He stepped out of the door—purposely crowding her personal space.

"I'm Blake Kinsey." Lord, she smelled nice too. All flowery and female.

"Look, Miss Sherwood, Jerry's been blind since birth. He couldn't possibly impregnated Pumpkin. He never leaves his own yard."

"I saw him," she shifted poor Pumpkin under one arm to gesture with
the other hand. "You know—"
"No. What?" He inched in a little closer and noticed her pupils turn dark.
"He was on top of her," she whispered while sneering at him.
"Oh, well, I guess the females just can't help themselves. Runs in the
family, you know." He winked at her.
She offered him a lady-like snort. Very cute.
"And females visit him—often. He really works the poor-me angle on 'em.
Never fails."
"I see. So, what do you do, Mr. Kinsey, besides walk around shirtless
while your pets impregnate the females? Are you an exotic dancer or
something? You've certainly got the, um—"
"Yeah?" he asked, encouraged at the way her eyes stared at his chest
and then lower before snapping her gaze back up to his eyes.
"—attitude for it." She wrinkled her cute nose as she said it. "Or
maybe you're involved in some other tasteless form of employment where
only a man who thinks he's God's gift to women is willing to work." Her
eyes went wide as she slapped her palm to her mouth as if she wasn't
accustomed to bantering with men.
Blake rubbed absently at his chest. "Why?" he grinned. "Are you looking
to hire one? A 'God's gift to women' that is."
"No! Oh, never mind. I should never have asked."
Blake leaned his raised arm against one paint-chipped post on the edge
of the patio and ducked his head as if to kiss her. She backed up an inch.
Oh, this was fun. "Well, how about dinner instead?"
She glared at him. A sexy glare, but still a glare. He gave her a
well-practiced Kinsey grin when she said, "No thanks. With my luck you'd
stiff me with the bill."
"Mornin', Blake! Package for ya." Fred, their mail carrier, yanked Blake
from his lust-filled thoughts. "It's in your dad's name but I think you can
sign for it."
"Thanks, Fred."
"Ya know, those Azaleas aren't lookin' very good these days, son."
"They're rose bushes, Fred."
"Oh. Right."
Blake took the package and signed it off then turned back to his lovely
new neighbor who was turning to leave. "Look, Miss Sherwood," he said as
he gently took her arm to stop her from leaving. "Let me know when Pumpkin
has her babies. You can bring her and the newborns here. I work nights, so
I can watch them while you're at work. My brother, Vinn, studies during
the day so he can take over when I can't." He arched his brows when she
didn't respond. "I think that should make up for the fact that Jerry just
can't say 'no' to females who wander into his yard."
She looked up at him then. Really looked. Blake tried to hide the quirk
of a smile on his lips. If he read her right, and he usually could read
women, there was real interest in her eyes. Oh, he liked her eyes.
She nodded. "Okay, that sounds fine." She skirted away as if a fire was
under her rear. A nice rear too.
Women. He loved them but he could never make sense out of a single one.
He looked at the over-night delivery package and stared at the address
label with his father's name on it.
Joseph Kinsey. Well, Joe Kinsey hadn't bothered to come home in three
years and there was little chance of him showing up for a delivery.
Blake opened the package just in case it involved some idiotic lien
against the house or anything else unexpected or unpleasant.
What the letter said wasn't either of those things. In fact, he was
going to need a search party to track down the old man—and a shot of
whiskey to boot.
"Hey Blake," his brother Vinn shouted. "Have you seen Page around? We've
got a broken sink pipe in one of the upstairs bathrooms."
Blake stared at his brother.
"What that?" Vinn took the letter from him. "Looks like you've seen a
ghost, or something."
 
"Just read it."
"'Congratulation, Mr. Kinsey,'" Vinn read. "'You are this years winner
for the one million dollar sweepstakes.' Hot damn! We're rich."

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